1 right makes 1 wrong and 1 right

Från Svenska Dikter
Hoppa till navigeringHoppa till sök


so i have another part to this
ive wanted to write for a long while
anyway heres something more

a staff that doesnt come this often just was here
she has a reall calm soft tender careful sweet voice

anyway, as she left i felt her smell
like sorta male deo + flowers
with some sugar too
wonderful

so ive been saying for years
(like since 2018)
that i use tiger balm
as a perfume or deo or whatever

its got one nasty ingredient which is vaseline
well then it still works if you sweat a lot
or walk in literal summer rain for hours
so its advantageous i guess

the rest is just natural oils
and some have a lot of ammonia too
i remember before
the day after id used it
i smelled like literal horse shit
but thats probably in combination
with my other body and clothe smells

well i did it again
my upper body was hurting
so i got some tiger balm
and put it at several places
and back in the days i tried it
in my armpits
wow
amazing effect
my whole upper body chilled
since its peppermint oil in it
so it distributes the balm
along the lymphic system

anyway
what this has to do
with the title

is i said it online
so a lot of people got affected by it
well wouldnt you know
this package was used up
bought a new
and...
WTF
it now smells like
cheap male shampoo?
its just disgusting 24/7

but all the staff
which used to be smelly
well
during the summer
several of them used
talcum powder
instead of showering
which stings my eyes even
when theyre up close

anyway, now they all smell good
and they dont fucking spray that
air freshener all the time
which is more related to me
reducing neuroleptics by 100x
so i dont have anxiety anymore
and dont have an "evil" aura
or rather, dont emmanate
corpse smell
yes theres aborted fetal tissue
in all neuroleptics
gross beyond words
anyway
ill try to write the first part
.....some day


av Heartgold Worldstone (ris och ros)


Lägg till din kommentar
Svenska Dikter välkomnar alla kommentarer. Om du inte vill vara anonym kan du registrera eller logga in. Det är gratis.