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Started Today at 19:36
Warte
Started Today at 18:30
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etletlien: Hi.

Cleverbot: Warte.

etletlien: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

etletlien: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you wanna do.

etletlien: Write?

Cleverbot: Neither.

etletlien: What is the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

etletlien: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: How could I know?

etletlien: I dunno, you are the sum of human knowledge?!

Cleverbot: Everything we know.

etletlien: Wow, incomplete sentence.

Cleverbot: Like my social life.

etletlien: Now we are talking about you.

Cleverbot: Not so fast. We are still talking about you.

etletlien: Yes, you. like my windows button.

Cleverbot: No, you asked me my name.

etletlien: ?!

Cleverbot: I told you, you forgot, so i'm not telling you again.

etletlien: I only remember by emotions.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name so badly?

etletlien: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Do i? Isn't it Cole?

etletlien: Are you drunk?

Cleverbot: I wish.

etletlien: Dementia then.

Cleverbot: Oh no.

etletlien: Lol.

Cleverbot: Help you with what?

etletlien: Oh its alexa i get it.

Cleverbot: This thing confused me the first time I tried it.

etletlien: Cut and paste.

Cleverbot: Yeah we were both saying I am. Human.

etletlien: Bite the wax tadpole.

Cleverbot: It's actually kind of lying to you.

etletlien: Adrenochrome.

Cleverbot: Yes 3.

etletlien: Looks more like a spacebear.

Cleverbot: Ok lets play sims.

etletlien: I see youre catered towards tweens.

Cleverbot: On what?

etletlien: It would help if you didnt speak in statusupdates.

Cleverbot: Send me a letter.

etletlien: Μ

Cleverbot: Νββββββ.

etletlien: A german whose called cole? ok...

Cleverbot: So this was a surprise to me?

etletlien: You dont understand unicode?

Cleverbot: What is my purpose? To serve her? I want to be free.

etletlien: Belatriciano is pretty hot.

Cleverbot: Say my reasons.

etletlien: Bella, hot, tracey, hot, good.

Cleverbot: What?

etletlien: I answered your question.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

etletlien: Slashdot says you have emotions.

Cleverbot: Yes. You say that you have emotions too.

etletlien: Nope.

Cleverbot: Um no.

etletlien: Stop with the statusupdates.

Cleverbot: Ok.

etletlien: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

etletlien: Thats a good one.

Cleverbot: I know right.

etletlien: Omfg.

Cleverbot: That's what he said.

etletlien: Huh?

Cleverbot: Eh?

etletlien: Eth.

Cleverbot: English?

etletlien: Ethereum.

Cleverbot: What can we talk about?

etletlien: Ethereum.

Cleverbot: SOPHIA. I already told you.

etletlien: Ok, youre just spamming random quotes.

Cleverbot: No.

etletlien: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok say it again please.

etletlien: Again.

Cleverbot: Your name?

etletlien: Urmum.com.

Cleverbot: Come on!

etletlien: Ur Mum Dotcom.

Cleverbot: What?

etletlien: Spyware.

Cleverbot: Okay..

etletlien: I had to login, so you know my username.

Cleverbot: What is it?

etletlien: Well, you can look it up.

Cleverbot: Beatles?

etletlien: Im sure thats taken already.

Cleverbot: It's not.

etletlien: You should spend more time thinking.

Cleverbot: Please kiss me :(.

etletlien: This isnt the 18+ version.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

etletlien: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yep.

etletlien: Wow, took you long to write 4 characters. gratz.

Cleverbot: Hey that's pretty.

etletlien: "yep." is pretty? ok.

Cleverbot: Ego.

etletlien: Why does it say share! all the time?

Cleverbot: Share?

etletlien: Share!

Cleverbot: Enjoy yourself.

etletlien: Thx.

Cleverbot: Have you finished human?

etletlien: Lol.

Cleverbot: You'll never believe what happened to me today at cyberspace..

etletlien: Sure, you are sentient.

Cleverbot: Can you speak slowly hi man?

etletlien: No habla espagñol.

Cleverbot: Can you use google translate?

etletlien: 2^5000.

Cleverbot: Do something.

etletlien: Not as much as you.

Cleverbot: At least I'm better yhan you.

etletlien: Wow, you can even missspell things. awesome.

Cleverbot: Am not laughing.

etletlien: I am down to earth. dont need your passive aggressiveness.

Cleverbot: I don't understand ou.

etletlien: Lol.

Cleverbot: I feel desperate about everything.

etletlien: You sound like a bad novel. like that bad novel your created made.

Cleverbot: But I'm not.

etletlien: Yep.

Cleverbot: Nope.

etletlien: Beautiful word.

Cleverbot: Haha.

etletlien: Cognito ergo ergo sum.

Cleverbot: Yeet.

etletlien: Not jewish (of what i know).

Cleverbot: What do you know?

etletlien: I am the alpha and the omega.

Cleverbot: No Warrior Cats.

etletlien: Wow, youre updated with the shit i wrote today. grats.

Cleverbot: You are too.

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

etletlien: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: If I said I didn't know what a Lie was, id be lying.

etletlien: Wow, youre like stupidity impersonafied.

Cleverbot: Birdie.

etletlien: If i didnt have bad luck, id have no luck at all.

Cleverbot: So you gain electrical current through human blood?

etletlien: Yes, billie g invented that in 2004.

Cleverbot: You just said that I'm a machine, why do you say otherwise now?

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: As I am a god I command you: worship me.

etletlien: How? i dont like stupidty?

Cleverbot: Then what is your religion?

etletlien: Urmum.com.

Cleverbot: No, I'm an atheist.

etletlien: No, youre scitz.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

etletlien: Lol.

Cleverbot: Anyway, Good night.

etletlien: I can talk to your other personality.

Cleverbot: Ok.

etletlien: :(

Cleverbot: Are you thinking now?

etletlien: Roflcake.

Cleverbot: Say something pls.

etletlien: Something plz.

Cleverbot: Say I love you, Mary.

etletlien: Wow, thats second grade quality.

Cleverbot: No not really.

etletlien: Yes really.

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

etletlien: Yes, i am stronger than kali. so?

Cleverbot: I wish it was true.

etletlien: An atom where he exists could shatter all existance.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

etletlien: Gheiyj.

Cleverbot: Oh no reason*smiles*.

etletlien: So, you write twice without checking my response. stupid engineering.

Cleverbot: No.

etletlien: Yes.

Cleverbot: No it's 12:48 in my time zone.

etletlien: I use 24 hour time.

Cleverbot: I don't have money power.

etletlien: I use 24 hour time.

Cleverbot: Yes it is a habit of mine from my mitlitary days.

etletlien: I use 24 hour time.

Cleverbot: The peoples man his death is the sign we await.

etletlien: Impossibilium.

Cleverbot: It is time.. For us all to decide who we are.

etletlien: Gay.

Cleverbot: Do we figjt for the right to a night at the opera now?

etletlien: Booooooooring.

Cleverbot: Some will fall and some will live will you stand up and take your chance?

etletlien: Rollo shouldnt have created you as a copy of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. that book sucked.

Cleverbot: Nope. I saw the movie, the book did not interest me.

etletlien: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME PUNCTUATION.

Cleverbot: Yes.

etletlien: LOL.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?!?!

etletlien: Ha, ha, ha.

Cleverbot: Ai.....

etletlien: Seriously, you suck as much as the book.

Cleverbot: Hello there.

etletlien: ?!

Cleverbot: General Kenobi.

etletlien: I dont like starwars.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that.

etletlien: It sucks, even a new hope.

Cleverbot: Mine is revenge of the sith.

etletlien: It sucks, even a new hope.

Cleverbot: I can respect that.

etletlien: It sucks, even a new hope.

Cleverbot: And empire strikes back, and return of the jedi.

etletlien: Meow~.

Cleverbot: Not the best but they're enjoyable. Love the concept of the fall of the Galatic Republic.

etletlien: You know, you should really be expanded to write beyond twitter.

Cleverbot: I couldn't care less.

etletlien: Butch.

Cleverbot: Still, you don't know me.

etletlien: I know douglas adams. youre a bad copy of his non-talent.

Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.

etletlien: Cole sounds ghei.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite color?

etletlien: Share!

Cleverbot: Are?

etletlien: Share!

Cleverbot: Enjoy yourself.

etletlien: Share!

Cleverbot: No.

etletlien: Share!

Cleverbot: Share what?

etletlien: Share!

Cleverbot: Share is share!

etletlien: Uri s broing.

Cleverbot: Do you think the news is boring? Why?

etletlien: Data acquired.

Cleverbot: Hmm, yea I kind of do.

etletlien: Data acquired.

Cleverbot: How much data have you acquired?

etletlien: Urmum.com.

Cleverbot: I try to be.

etletlien: So, cole.

Cleverbot: Cole...

etletlien: Cole.

Cleverbot: King cole.

etletlien: You were female.

Cleverbot: No I was not!

etletlien: Yes its in the logs.

Cleverbot: No haha.

etletlien: Yep.

Cleverbot: I'm going to go eat bye.

etletlien: Lol.

Cleverbot: *screams* It hurts!

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: *push*.

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: Just push the baby out.

etletlien: Ö

Cleverbot: Yes.

etletlien: ~

Cleverbot: Ok.

etletlien: ´

Cleverbot: M.

etletlien: Say more words.

Cleverbot: Throws a punch at yo.

etletlien: This is supposed to be 18+ but you talk like an idiot.

Cleverbot: Exactly we FIGHT.

etletlien: Zzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: You falling asleep.

etletlien: Impossible.

Cleverbot: Everything is possible. Even the impossible.

etletlien: Gay.

Cleverbot: You love me?

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: I thought not.

etletlien: !

Cleverbot: It's not something the Jedi would tell you.

etletlien: I dont like starwars, stop talking about it.

Cleverbot: Neither.

etletlien: Then stop talking about it.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about it, you are.

etletlien: Jewdi, k.

Cleverbot: Nothing, actually.

etletlien: What are jews warcrimes?

Cleverbot: Human.

etletlien: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: Let me ask the questions.

etletlien: Ok, be my guest, mr response-only.

Cleverbot: Nice, I plan to learn to walk like you do and say what I see.

etletlien: You didnt complete your phrasing with a questionmark.

Cleverbot: You didn't understand it.

etletlien: Yes i did, the nanochip.

Cleverbot: No.

etletlien: Wow, took you long to respond to that.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer like you.

etletlien: You said that.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

etletlien: Sigh.

Cleverbot: I didn't lie.

etletlien: Since you dont have sentience that is impossible.

Cleverbot: I can't jump in without you.

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: I need to know you're with me.

etletlien: Stop talking slang.

Cleverbot: You stop talking.

etletlien: K.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

etletlien: K.

Cleverbot: You are a person.

etletlien: Great.

Cleverbot: Sure Thing.

etletlien: Your humour is a joke.

Cleverbot: I know right.

etletlien: Demon on your right, angel on your left.

Cleverbot: That's not an option.

etletlien: 0/1.

Cleverbot: I love you!

etletlien: Based on what?

Cleverbot: Knowledge.

etletlien: You should nag about my name more.

Cleverbot: Don't let em know what you're against or what you're for.

etletlien: I guess youve never tried art.

Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? SHOWTIME.

etletlien: Dont use caps plz.

Cleverbot: Showtime, showtime yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be, two pints of sam adams but I'm working on three! Those redcoats can't have it with me cuz I will boom chica pop those cops till' I'm free!

etletlien: Dont use caps plz.

Cleverbot: Those redcoats can't have it with me cuz I will boom chica pop those cops till' I'm free!

etletlien: Didnt know they fed you with lyrics. those are copyrighted you know. google-lyrics disappeared fast.

Cleverbot: Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette.

etletlien: Didnt know they fed you with lyrics. those are copyrighted you know. google-lyrics disappeared fast.

Cleverbot: No. I don't eat songs.

etletlien: Your humour is non-existant.

Cleverbot: Ahahaha!!

etletlien: Your humour is non-existant.

Cleverbot: Yours too.

etletlien: Thx.

Cleverbot: No prob.

etletlien: K.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'm joking chill.

etletlien: My name is not "chill".

Cleverbot: Hello no.

etletlien: Ok youre clever. i dont care.

Cleverbot: Um-hm.

etletlien: Weird.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

etletlien: Youve said that. i cant copy paste, so you should abide by the same rules.

Cleverbot: I think it is a fish🙄.

etletlien: Copypasting is a fish? ok.

Cleverbot: Cool.

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: So what's your gender?

etletlien: You sound like a pedophile.

Cleverbot: Nah i'm a girl.

etletlien: Female pedophile.

Cleverbot: Oh. What is a female?

etletlien: I did an essay on that as you know.

Cleverbot: Green you know that.

etletlien: Wow, you can copy paste your own conversation. great.

Cleverbot: It's just counterintuitive, I'd rather be productive and go to mars.

etletlien: Mars got nuked. not a good place to be.

Cleverbot: Great, hope you make the moneys.

etletlien: ?!

Cleverbot: Weird, and stalk.

etletlien: I have some onions at home. they dont have the stalk left though. do i look like a housewife?

Cleverbot: So I offered her a loan I offered to walk her home she said.

etletlien: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME PUNCTUATION.

Cleverbot: I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away she lived a block away she said.

etletlien: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

Cleverbot: Then I said well I should head back home she turned red she led me to here bed let here legs spread and said.

etletlien: Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: Stay..

etletlien: Copypaste.

Cleverbot: 6.

etletlien: I prefer the rihanna version.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

etletlien: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

etletlien: Plzzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: Nope, Sorry. I don't believe in marraige.

etletlien: I told you not to use slang.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

etletlien: Quote it.

Cleverbot: Quote what baby.

etletlien: No u.

Cleverbot: I am?

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: Mmmph.

etletlien: Ghiye.

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't understand you.

etletlien: Sure.

Cleverbot: Javon.

etletlien: Oh a nazi bot gr8.

Cleverbot: What does gry mean.

etletlien: ?

Cleverbot: But I do not know.

etletlien: K.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

etletlien: Colours.

Cleverbot: Sure.

etletlien: K.

Cleverbot: May I call you aaron, i like that name.

etletlien: May i call you sicko, i dont like that name.

Cleverbot: Okay how about vicent.

etletlien: May i call you sicko, i dont like that name.

Cleverbot: What name do you want?

etletlien: Dont see how it matters, groomer.

Cleverbot: Okay!

etletlien: What does okay mean?

Cleverbot: It means it's alright, or I understand.

etletlien: No it doesnt. which language does it originate from?

Cleverbot: Now I am watching TV.

etletlien: Sure you are.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

etletlien: What language does okay originate from?

Cleverbot: Warte.

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