How do you get laid

seriously how do you get laid? i started working out last year. i tried it a few times to and fro. wouldnt you know. i started talking dirty (ive tried this many many many times in the past with 0 results) and 3 women actually liked it? one even visited me.

now i figured you need to take drugs to get anywhere. to get on peoples "level". but what is the strongest drug on the planet? why, its testosterone.

now its troublesome though, fate is always against me. 3 of the staff at the housing actually turned violent towards me? one said if i pissed her off one more time shed "rip off" my head? huh? ok... and these are all women.

when i just started working out more than a year ago, they got flirty. but now? damn... but for everyone else, i assure you, this works. you dont need to get a gym card and you dont need heavy weights. you just do calistinetics. air resistance. really, anyone can surf on a smartphone with just 1 hand right? well, use the other one to work out your bicep. i lost 10kg overweight in a month.

and the main thing was... i got way more testosterone in my system. women get confused with modern men. especially if theyre geek men. you can train with being clever and funny all you want. no woman actually wants that though. they want power.

if you variate your hands, youll lose both your bitch tits. simple bicep maneuvers train your whole upper body. even your face. and chewing muscles. yes, you get better teeth from it. this will take less than a year to get in shape. also, remember. you dont need 2300 calories per day. thats just a masonic number. 2/3 = 0.666. you know yourself how much you need.

stop going to the mall. order REAL food online. groceries. its easy. you dont get tricked by smells that way. everyone can cook, you just use your intuition. a little bit o this, a little bit o that. you take things that are only 1 ingredient. they can be tasty just like that. theres loads of strange veggies and fruits out there.