How old-Is bella

yeah. uh. thats. bella. is it? its her photoshop style. found it on an old flickr account. or is it tessan? or rhiannon? or kirin?

anyway, she gained 15kg after our second baby. so thats the latest pic i have of her.

and. uh. this is weird. when i met her the second time 3 months later. she had literally grown a foot in height.

she mentioned her SSN was fake. so was she in her teens when she met me? and tessan, her daughter / sister, who she gave birth to at 5, was like 11 or something?

i remember laughing my ass off about chavs in 2005. i kept the funniest ones from urban dictionary in a txt. but when i woke the next day the txt was gone.

then at dynamo 2 decades later i met this brittish chick. she was short fat and no tits. we talked for hours and i made a great impression on her but she pretended like nothing. when i went there the next week / month she was tall and slender all of a sudden and i could clearly spot her tits from under the hoodie. so im sure she was like in her early teens.

and... i got chav OCD. before i ran out of there she blurted out FIST HIM. wow. hardcore.

ok.

story.

no. fuck. i cant write em anymore. this sucks.

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