Im losing my favourite whore
as for my fav whore here, its sad.
shes been robotized.
her facial expression is just null.
and her reponse time is like a 28k modem.
yeah. 3.5kbps, if youre lucky. more like
average of 512bits per second, and 3/4 of
the packets are corrupt. so i have to tell
her (well, all the staff) again and again
for the simplest of things.
as for whining, well, im gonna try an erotica.
so all this poiosoning and torture has swayed
me away from vlogging. anyway. lets try it.
it was this unusual looking chick. not sure
where she was from. she kept mentioning
different countries. and not all at once
so i couldnt remember em. all over asia
and the middle east. mysterious. but clever.
just everything good. we lived neighbors.
and one summer she asked if i wanted to do
a picknick with her friends? sure. after that
was done i followed her home. as we were just
outside her door i started talking about
butterflies from some reason. she said she loved
them more than anything else. she lit up. like
any woman. no matter how nasty they look their
smile when i make em glow just makes me so hard
directly. sorta like alchemy. and since she was
a natural beauty it was even better. id noticed
lately her bust had exploded. uhm. i sure wish i
could do that, not just my stomache being bigger
when i lazify myself. i did notice if i made simple
goodies from butter, cacao, and sugar, my tits fucking
exploded. how i reached 140kg and D cup. then i sorta
got scared. so i stopped there. and ever since all chicks
around start complimenting my tits instead of dick. now
several women have asked me to whip out my cock in front
of them, except, its always when were around people. so
that didnt seem like a good idea. i knew id just whip it
out all the time then. but flashing your tits? why not.
some chicks just go wild. yes i dont even have to touch
em or say anything to make em cum. well, now its even
weirder. i weigh around 90kg, and from the workout my
tits are pretty much nonexistant. but since im growing
my hair and fingernails, oh. black staff said hi. its
weird. i never noticed this before. i wonder if damaging
my neck turned me into a racist? i mean theres been like
10 even 15 or 20 staff here all black. and.... lol. i cant
fucking tell em apart. i mean they use protective gear even
visors and the shit. but i dont know who is who. and i got
miss turkey horny that way "neither can i" and got fucking
ecstatic. yeah. cant fix stupid. better just fuck stupid
by pretending to be stupid. i mean, pickup line of the
century, "h8 nigurs!" "omg ya les jamp in beeeed".
as for miss terious. when i started using dresses she
fucking loved it. and dressed like a guy for awhile.
well. we go into her apartment. while im kissing her.
she asks "do i look like a butterfly or a bat?"
and she undresses in a sec. sorry. i have that effect.
and. uhm. yeah. she had. yes. not just big tits. but a
big dick. and except for mr seashell ive never seen a
naked dick. at least not an erect one. and i mean if you
enjoy stroking yourself why not stroke others? whats the
problem there? and in my teens i could easily do autofellatio.
later on i often had dreams of it. and not just that. but
deep throat as well. then fucking myself up the ass. yeah
i started using dildos at 19. i got stronger orgasms from that
(yes, spooging, from just penetrating my butthole) than id
ever gotten from jacking off my dick even with 2 (or 4, with
some help) hands. anyway after making her cum several times
i tell her we should go to my place. now it was in the countryside
and nobody really complained about anything. there, the concept
of "nudist" doesnt even exist. and fucking outdoors? more custom
than indoors. so we just walk to my place some 5 mins away.
i mean i still wonder what thats like. having a dick stick
between your legs bouncing is a wonderful feeling. burn the
underpants! they are worse than bras. but also having quite
hefty tits bouncing in the sunlight? wow. yeah mine are about
the same size as her, but theyre fucking tight, dont move much
at all. i still wanna try östrogens though so my tits get rounder
and softer and more sensitive. still, same there, in my teens
i could fondle my tits and cum from it. and some hang on them?
well, not needed, i dont need pushup it makes no difference.
anyway, not talking dirty to the staff charges my erotica powers.
fucking awesome. why please chicks who pretend they dont like me.
no matter if they even say "i love you", which just means "thanks
for the orgasm, next". yeah i remember one chick i even made pregnant
then when she got tired of me (after she gave birth) she still had to
instill in my mind i meant nothing for her, and she had never liked or
loved anything about me. i mean, ok, some white lies are ok but that
level of stupid is just world record. so we get over to my place, and
i rub some dehardening (like the opposite of viagra) cream on her dick.
then i start fucking her in her own ass. you see, i got that in my early
teens since my cock got too hard, that it basically stuck to my stomache.
it was difficult to even jack it off like that, and putting it inside
a pussy was impossible. the schoolnurse sure loved me visiting her.
yeah, and some dicks are completely straight. except, they sorta look
wrong then, like straight necks. but mine, well, its the only curve
i had before. and just like women, the hotter i get, the curvier it gets.
now, the interesting part is. i have a lot of parasites in my body. i mean
it started with pinworms. fucking amazing. i never ever pooped for a decade.
they all ate it. and as the word entails, when they were exiting my put, it
was like literal pins into it. this mostly tickled though, dont ever remember
yelling out in pain over it. and as you all know with tickles, you gotta tickle
back. and if you dont got a dildo, this takes over an hour, at least once a day.
this also gave me a curved back, and a big ass. as the chairs in school were low
quality wooden ones, so i used to sit on the edge, while leaning forwards, and
backwards? 3 chicks lately have looked like that. even one just like miss doggo
dottier, but even being that tall and slender she still had plentiful shapes.
as for incest? woah. never used that word. i dont have much memory of me as a kid
and even less as a teen, when i slept like 2 hours per night. but i did hear later
i used to hug everyone all the time no matter where i went. except when youre 7
youre half their length, so youre hugging their ass with your hands, and your face
is firmly planted in their pussy. and there were more than a couple who used very
short skirts and some who also used no panties. as for biden corrupting the teens?
uhm, hes not a revolutionary, but theyve always said that. with tv, rock n roll
fucking anything. i do know as a kid i was horny already. like id ask vanessa in
first grade already, "what would you choose? fuck or die?". just the weirdest thing
a kid would say. wtf did i know about death? and id just heard the word "fuck" one
time ever. related to some dudes wife. anyway, i gave miss terious several bottles
of that autofuckatio cream. she gave me some weird ointment back. she said nothing
of it just had a weird smile on her face. but that thing, you wouldnt believe it.
it gave me another dick. then another. then a pussy as well. i didnt notice it at
first. but i kept having tentacle rape dreams. except with enough ones, i woke
up with a dick in my mouth, one in my ass, and one in this really wet tight deep
thing i had no idea about. and then finally, facebook recommended 1 single person
of value. i had gotten high on saffron. fucking most potent thing in the universe.
this chick was also a baphomet. except she had 2 of each. 2 dick. 2 pussy. 2 assholes.
after talking to her for awhile she invited me to her other account. she only had 5
friends on it. i was the ultimate sixth one. yeah, as for bellas love for threesomes
and julias "20 dudes 10 chicks", this was on another level. yes, miss B finally got
her ultimate fantasy. a 7some. even before that, she had a slutcam connected to a
4 dildo fuckmachine. you were supposed to donate, but i only donated my thoughts,
i didnt even need to login. just looking at her, was enough to make the machines fuck
her so fast they broke after an hour. and like she says "my lower lips never break".
well. bummer. no 5 hours write. not 12. or breaking the 18 hour record from may 2024.
thats all she wrote. or baph. my gender is baphomet. "hot sex" as miss poetic pornography
once said.