Seas you sound like a 15 year old girl

yes im in that position again

uh

so i checked traceys first blogling

from 2002

uhm... shes talking just like im doing here

now shes proper on so many levels

and i really have no idea how she

achieved that

that world isnt for me

unfortunately

and uh master stai really says it all

i am 0% metal

i have been every creature in the universe

been on every planet

even conquered the universe

been shuddha prajnyana

been in every possible combination of multiverses

so no its not a conspiracy of my family

and finding a better one

back in time in latina america

or sri lanka or wales

or zimbabwe

they suffer

but at least theyre genuine

and if youre a truther like me

in basically every other country but sweden

you will be butchered

mr grosssmart warned me about this

if you talk like i do in america

youll get a swatteam on your ass

or the men in black will show up

you can even end up in

guantanamo bay

the possibilities are endless!!!

and i might seem strong and omniscient or whatever

but im really not

just 1 single word can fuck me up for life

so they really

took care

of me at school

and yeah they also used really weird

subversive creole like desire took the cake

if you calculate the total score you could

get on 1 english test

with the score you get

and enter it you get the defintion

young blonde

so she cursed me into

harassing this blonde chick

and her brother went in my class?

so im in music class in 9th grade

im the first one out

just trying to avoid all the shit talk from the bullies

and that guy runs up from behind

and punches me in the face?

so i was shunned in the underground

and thats the only people i met

yes botkyrka is the worst ghetto on the planet

and wouldnt you know

the first poem on dikt.nu was written by that chick?

and when i uploaded the first la belle epoque book

the server fucking crashed?

and as i try to click on a poem

that supposedly got lost

its THAT chick telling her lifestory

of how i fucked her up infinitely?

uh but now thats solved because i replied to it

so the curse is lost

and i just noticed that site has

NO COPYRIGHT LICENSE WHATSOEVER

so what stays there STAYS THERE

tunil the end of the universe?

and its made by that chicks dad

whos a swiss american guy who

emigrated to botkyrka in the 2000?

AND HE WORKS AT CERN???

so its basically like yandex mail

if you try to send a message there

and think ANYTHING AT ALL

youll get the popup

message sent all the time

and when you finally actually

WRITE SOMETHING

and try to SEND IT

you get the error

YOUVE SENT TOO MANY MESSAGES???

and i cant talk about this to anyone but bella

and yeah

its over

like all chicks who still fantasize about me

while fucking someone else

and mapei made the best hiphop song ever

because i added her real name on wikipedia?

wtf? and IM OVERSENSITIVE???????????

and yeah im in infinite deja vu

because it was my dads idea

that i should kill myself when i was 11

and ever since hes made me delete

EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET

then he gave me karma

SO I BROKE UP WITH BELLA

and THREW AWAY EVERYTHING I OWNED

and this all because i needed someone to talk to?

and mumlims are oppressive?

wait until you get a knifesouth guy

and now hes still fucking controlling me

eventhough hes been dead NINE

fucking YEARS?