Some great resets

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some great resets (and some history, it seems)

1950 - originating from a terror attack in the new york subway station. eventually blew up the whole universe. everything had to be remade in FORTRAN. (humans are made and maintained in verilog, we cost billions of karma credits to be produced)

1850 - tartaria was removed from history. before we had steampunk reality. we lived side by side with all humanoid monkeys and dragons (only afterwards were they referred to as dinosaurs). nearly all books were burnt. fantasy / horror / erotica / science fiction got popularized after this, with the use of absinth. but all this existed prior.

1750 - when muslims, women and cats came to earth, and created deserts everywhere (they only enjoy these, yes its women that come from mars) via nuclear wars (they do not cause nuclear fallout only plasma damage).

1700 steam engine was invented.

1500 - palestine crusaders institute the middle passage.

1500 - valoonians imported to sweden to work on falu koppargrova. they had violet skin and hair, yellow eyes, and multiple limbs. 40% of swedes have the valoonian gene. seems strange since purportedly only 1000 came here. literally the giants.

1400 - witch burnings, aka killing 50000 goth shamans then instituting christianity. for the process of controlling the masses. bloodletting and satanism is now only for the elite, and they silence everyone who speaks about them. all churches made (by demons, in orders from freemasons who use the seal of solomon) have adrenochrome basements.

1200 - ghengis khan. killed 10% of euroasia.

1100 - crusades start. they burn 90% of the books written in southern spain.

cirka 1050 - kabbalah was written in southern spain, taking in influences / peoples from northern africa, middle east and southern europe. at the time this was the culture capital of the world. people read other cultures books, re-wrote them, updated them, and translated them,

1000 - khazars get overtaken by palestine, and asked to convert or die. they convert to judaism. they secretly still use their annunaki superpowers. especially the process of vril / soul sculpting. these are the ones who still rule the earth.

400 goths take over the roman empire, what jesus failed to do. they change all instances of "YHWH" (a northeastern desert demon, literally "the lord of terror", all human sacrifice is for the better, even your own people) to "guth" in the bible, why everyone says "god" these days.

-1200 used the difference engine. they knew how to program with knots as well.

-1500 phoenicia aka atlantis (modern day palestine). they used water based technology. this is when thoth the atlantean lived. wrote the emerald tablets on alchemized transparent bronze. concurent with amun ra / marduk who wanted to gain a cult following, why people say "amen". marduk gets all the gold shipped to his planet nibiru. the gold you buy is 99.9% lead with an 18k (25% copper) gold finish. 24k is impossible to use, it is more malleable than mercury. you can literally eat it. gives superpowers and heals most ailments physical mental that exist. like all heavy metals you dont pee it out, it builds up in your whole body, except for your teeth. gives shiva like superpowers after having eaten your entire bodyweight of it.

-3000 canaan (modern day palestine). well. dunno much about this. i guess its related to phoenicia / minoa.

-10000 rome was founded.

-25000? egypt. the first writing system was on gold, before papyrus. the pyramids were made for blood sacrifice.