The origin of zombie fiction

the reason for

zombie fiction

is because people

up until the 1880s

used to drink in pewter items

which are partially lead

if there was a big party

youd die from the lead poisoning

except... only temporarily

i dont know how long

maybe it was a week

in the meantime though

youd get buried

then they noticed

people were screaming

and banging their coffins

so they invented small

ropes attached to bells

thats how the term

deadringer started

people were sitting

in cemetaries waiting

for corpses to reanimate

these days there is a

med that does this

cisordinol acutard

you go into a

coma for 3 days