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affecting the countess

so before bella
there was really
no one that cared
both about me
and i couldnt
change anyone
for the better

but i managed to find
cecilias email
address yesterday

so sent her a lengthy letter
without trying to piss her off
or send her to a mental ward
(my poems usually do that)
so it was normal and boring

she replied the next day
not a lot of words
"i cant write more
as i am going to
eat dill meat"
yes id like to eat
her tanned
cunt as well

then in the reply
i talked some
about our
mutual friend
miss hostel

i had asked her
how many rooms
she had
"26"?
that doesnt make sense
but i realized then
that was her depth
in centimeters
nice
better than
lady Ks 20cm

im sure when julia
took my virginity
my cock actually
turned bigger
because of her
pheromones
i guess

at that time i could
also hear my OCD
so id look at a chick
and say "jättebra"
("superbig")
in my mind
and her tits would
automagically
get bigger

talking to julia
for 4 days now
(its over already
i broke her heart)
she just repeated the
same incessant whining
it was just a copy of
her 2014 self

but yes
as she said
she still looks
like a 16 year old
top model

as for the pic
her tits dont look big there
but when shes lying down
theyre huge

for lady K its the
same as my D cups
when she lies down
theyre almost invisible
shes the same age as
cecilia, 75
and her tits are still
completely firm
no hang at all

both cecilias
and ingrids tits
hang down to their
belly button and
cunt respectively

one of the things
she said was
"everyones cunt
is tiny and dry
mine is gigantic
and dripping"

well
i have opinions about that
she said that when she gets horny
she actually get tighter
she tried repeatedly to ride my cock
but hopped off everytime
complaining about the large girth

anyway
i have to stroke
my cock now
the excitement
is becoming
unbearable
cya
if i think
"jättehård"
("superhard")
for a few minutes
it starts throbbing like
in my teens again
wonderful
i will probably
cum in 10 secs

oh
to actually talk about the title
she once came onto the radio show
with plum dyed hair
i said she had the most
beautiful hair in stockholm

i didnt realize it then
but thats when she
started yelling out
in a crowded street
or full lunch room
"i have the biggest
tits ass cunt cheeks
in stockholm!"
ok gotta cum now

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