980 SHAMPOO

mix tapwater + salt + sugar

it will taste like shampoo

the answer? since 2020 everything is conserved with formaldehyde, instead of the usual ascorbic acid (c-vitamin) it is not mentioned in the table of contents on the back of the package everything is a lie

theres now "vegan" orange juice, what could be more silly? simple, its made with nanorobots in huge factories without real sunlight

they are aiming to put a dyson sphere around the sun

no one will notice ever wonder about all those "food / chip shortages"? simple, mars is already colonized, they are flying things there with cheap 1000$ drones

there are 36 different snake poisons in all tapwater and bottled water and lakes

they are incased in nanoparticles so hard to find even with a microscope

open your eyes

if youre a snakeoil salesman and versed in black magic, get involved in bitcoin

get enough to afford flying to mars / bribe enough people so you can escape the CBDC coming soon globally

at higher conciousness levels you can be at 100 places at once 

just need to be a good liar
 