Allpoetry inspired cheezy poem thing

im alive in the day
living in lands
far away
my life is just a stray
horse wonder
wherever i may
im just a pig
digging for dung
to find my pearl
a mermaid looking
for a seaman to save
in a swirl
i twirl my hair
for another manly
manly man
to give me a cigarette
"can?"