Erotica (misc new fantasies) 2023-01-06 05:00-05:40
so i met someone who changes boyfriends one time per year. i got her hot for me, so we were doing wellness at work, and she had the most amazing cleavage on, and mostly did leaning forwards. it wasnt long until i spooged in my pants, when the wellness coach said "everyone hug eachother for good here and now energy!". she flew over to me and pulled me close. she didnt expect all that wetness. after that time, i always called it "wetness training". and instead of being "here and now" i jocularly called it "in and out", usually id do the cliche and rub in the politically incorrect phrasing once in awhile. always catches women off guard. id told her to to start exercising to get that flab away she always whined about. so one day at work i was leaving after a double-shift, and she was just starting. i hug her, and to my surprise, all ehr body was wet. her tits were firmer as well. WET HUGS i yell out "those are the best", she chimed in with that sweet motherly smile. she also whined about pain in her hips, which i said i could heal, but everyone sees me as a joker, not as someone of wisdom. so no matter how many advice i give to how many people, its like id never said it. she always wore the tightest jeans. i mean, her ass looked amazing in them, but they werent good for her well-being. so i yell out DEAR DRESSES, thinking she would awlays wear dresses? nope. so the time goes by, and one time at work shes got a TIGHT DRESS, hey, cant win em all. it was melerad and grey-toned, you know, like sweatpants, what eminem always uses as shirt in all his pics. so she tricks me to go on the subway with her. it was FARTHEST HUMANLY POSSIBLE. took 2 hours with changes and förseningar. i ask her what shes up to? WERE GONNA VISIT MY MOM. ok... i oblige. we walk out in the suburbs, every sootscraper looks the same. pastel colours except near the bottom where theyd painted away GRAFFITI with an even more pale colour mostly in the most distingly ugly yellow shade you wouldnt imagine. they didnt settle for concrete, oh no, it had to be TEXTURED. we walk into an intetsägande building which had a fitting 10 litres looking icecream stain above. as we get in, my friend gets a weird smile on her face but i get nothing. THE ELEVATORS BROKEN. some redhaired woman hollars, who is busy fixing the walls from whatever can damage concrete. guess its just some anabolic steroid loser who wanted to ruin something, show hes A MAN to his next fuckbuddy. so i talk more and more with this vixen. obviously shes a scorpio, all i meet are scorpios day and night, night and day. turns out shes 71, which i should have figured from all those wrinkles. some women dont get wrinkles, they actuallyget SOFTER the older they get. to be lazy and not move around except to the bus stop and not doing anything at home or never achieving anything except whining helps too. my friend is like that. her tits are down to her belly button. its not actually fat like many people think, its lymphs. lymphs are like a spiderweb that keeps the body together, its not the muscles that do it. her mom is the polar opposite. my friend says she learned ALL ABOUT WORKOUT from her mom, which ive only seen 1 practice, LEANING OVER and showing all those goodies. as the lymphs decay, more are created to keep up the surface. another thing is, one theory of why latinas and african women have so large protroouding features, is because they lived at places with no water. then you dont get iodine, and your bodyparts swell to accomodate a nutrient deficiency. i dunno what other search for when they want to fap. i usually go for "milf big tits". you see, when i had the worst OCD, the only one i could fantasize was my highschool sweetheart Miranda. shes got several kids, and is thus a Mom I'd Like to Fuck. i know its fucked up, but you see, OCD is nothing of what youve heard, which is probably nothing. so im wanking off to non-milf porn, and each second or more often, the tourettes that go through my head is MURDER HER. i could say other words but that will have to do. thus, thinking about your miss M, who you havent met for a millenium, is the best thing ever. i never thought other people masturbated. for real. my life has been so weird. just loneliness, loneliness, and more loneliness, and confusion in only having scorpios around to confuse me even more. so, i want to be normal. not fap, not think of sex. really, i can handle it. on twitter #nofap is popular. maybe. when i fapped the other day, and the 2 weeks before that, i got a sense of being in love afterwards? it was really amazing. i heard over on slashdot, that an average cum-session includes 4.3 terabytes of data. im wondering though, what bit-depth do genes have? 24-bit? 32-bit floating point? what, exactly? can it go over 0 decibels? what happens then? psychosis? i have now written for 20 mins already, it does not feel like that. as ive stressed recently. the xvid is that long. it just restarted, with stupid rockmusic. hope it ends soon, and ill hear flesh sounds instead. so, anyway, janet and her milf. probably gilf by now. oh, my boner retracted from that stupid music. what happened to porngroove? sigh. anyway, i slept through 1 giving of neurleptics. its 4 pills and it affects me greatly. i cant sleep, basically. though, when it got so horrible lately i tried sleeping with music on. if i disconnect the cord from the laptop, it can play for maybe 2 hours. thats perfect, as it always mean i turn into REM sleep, which i have a lot of problems with getting. i basically never dream. or so i though, sometimes its so faint. that reminds me. a neighborhood woman, married, but bored of her dude. i had started to fantasizing loudly, never possible when i lived at home. so i think of someone while touching myself, and think thoughts. i sometimes say them out loud, although its not needed, unless you scream their name plus some really naughty words. then sometimes, you hear them back, in the ether, in your mind. this was the first woman i tried this with. so im watching a vid which looks somewhat like her, i just stumbled upon it after pornsurfing for my most pathetic 5 hours. id done 4½ hours before, and it was someone exactly like miranda, they had the same moan. shes halfasian, and they say MMH with their mouth open. so it sort of sounds like NG instead. weird but true. to not lose the previous thread. and i just say the most stupid and naughty words. gawd, i cant recall them, nothing of value. for example....... IM FUCKING YOUR CUNT WITH MY GIANT COCK and some more and she replies OH HARDER usually via telepathy its a simpler language. you can talk to any human or being or plant or god or angel or anything this way. its so simple, but people dont talk about it. i dunno what people talk about, its like everyones got DOWNS in their communication, at least with me. before bella, whatever i tried to say out of the ordinary got a mocking disgusting laughter back. the same thing is happening again, someone said HON ÄR ASGRYM and im like, wheres your language sister? this started when iwas on 20 pills a day, and had just gotten about 9 at bedtime. i had decided to be a musician, yet again. you see, i listened to elektroniskt i p2, some swedish sotz and artrock chanenl on the public broadcasting system. had a nice stereo then, gone gone gone.......... it was really the only programme on all the channesl which was worth something, except for KÄRLEKSATTACK PÅ SVENSK HIPHOP. but this is white man music. i remember going to a library in town, and asking if i could get my password? the woman who was there previously spent like TWENTY MINUTES on getting me a renting card but she FORGOT THE PASSWORD. incredible. he says no in annoyed tone, its about OFFENTLIGHETSPRINCIPEN. ok, whatever, angry white dude. so i look around for a few mins, but i dont feel like reading while standing in an empty place with people that hate me. just as im about to leave, they put on the most amazing sotz music. the stereo system was just fab. i ask what its called, and am ready for another yellout, but get the response DIRTY BEACHES right, maybe i should be dirty. so people arent really passive aggressive anymore. i guess its the frequency i was at. i hope this text doesnt just bomb. that would suck. i remember a couple of eroticas ive written, its like they left an imprint in my mind. what is called THOUGHTS. freeze frame deaddreamer calls it. holograms. its like you can get ONE IDEA and its so hard to tell it to other people. why? its the same with tracey. she just said I WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE LIVING A LONG TIME AGO since i know her, those words mean a lot more. like i wrote in crayons TWO TIMES when i wasnt photoshopping anymore in the 2000's THE BEST FRIEND YOU CAN HAVE YOU CAN SIT ON THE PORCH WITH AND NOT SAY A WORD THEN GET UP AND FEEL LIKE THAT WAS THE BEST CONVO YOU EVER HAD i have no idea what ive just written. right, marianne. so i point my wheenie in the direction of her bedroom, it doesnt matter the distance, only the direction matters. you knwo how msulims pray and that. in a modern translation of shakespear (aka lord bacon, THE CONSPIRACY IS TRUE!!!!!!!!) it said in the side-notes that IN SHAKESPEARS TIME IT WAS THOUGHT THAT ALL PEOPLE ELICITED A LASER FROM THEIR EYES so there. if i try to be healthy. or not sit at the comp so much. my retinas burn. they always do that i guess i just dont notice it. theres some colours that keeps changing. in the middle of my vision. in recent selfie it was even visible when i HDR'd it. the middle of my eyes had blue in them this laptop i got for 2500 kr because id just thrown away a new 4000 kr one but it was perfect its essentially 90% rebate the webcam can photo AURAS its usually blue though its probably turning red now i saw a greys aura the other day it was green green green it wasnt around the person just ON them so i saw them and it was just green haze over them my senses are really boring but like tessan keeps telling me each time shes over (once a week since 2019) DONT TAKE DRUGS YOURE NOT MISSING OUT strangely enough if you smoke and then shower you smell like nutella i figure now its related to burning omega 3 acids they smell like nuts i know its weird, lol anyway. this story is ok. its not just dirty. and now i started to enjamb. didnt even notice. thats what its liek for me. i get into a flow easily. with photoshopping and abletoning its never that. just hard work concentration i just realized i am 2x waterpig 3x ox and 4x horse thats a lot of horsepower! just oxes alone have "legendary stamina" right, left hand hurting i broke it in like 5 places im not sure anymore because i tatu'd over the scars not to hide tehm but rather to make them part of the tatu i also tatu'd over the walon mark on my left arm its that old bella poem DÖD LIV EVIG anyway. im bored now. no boner the last 20 mins. yep, the video looped again which is not possible on xhamster. grr. sometimes now i just cant cum. its been like this since bella left me maybe even before i could still fuck for ages how many hours or days you got? anyway if i cum now a voice in my head instantly says DELETE THAT DIRTY WORDS sucks :( ok will try to fap to this silicone enhanced goddessy tits and smooth fatty cunt brb! ^___^
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