Gross and boring part phone and diet
gross and boring part diet and phone
so i beeped them one hour ago
when i say beep
i mean i press the alarm button
5 times during 10 minutes
its the only time they come
so the first time i did this
i ask if i could use the phone
to call a friend i havent
heard from in a year
she says "ill ask the antichrist"
of course, being satan herself
she wouldnt allow this
so obviously i wouldnt
get an answer
so i beeped again
staff comes in with 2 fruits
i have said for a month
ive quit fruit
since it uses vaseline
as a conservative
and is so fake
it tastes nothing
except for
to that
she gets nothing
and asks if i want just 1
i ask her if i can use the phone
she says "ill ask the antichrist"
but i already asked?
then i beep again
the antichrist comes and says
"we use the phones only for alarm cases"
i tell her shes lying and ive always
been allowed to lend it before
she calls on miss karate
like everyone else
she follows
the antichrists every command
she comes and she asks her
"are the phones only used for alarm cases?"
she says, like im in some sort of farce
"the phones are only used for alarm cases"
then i ask her
when are they are gonna change me?
they always do it between 13:00-14:00
and its past that now
"well see were a little busy right now"
so theyve been lying this whole time
they are often 3 in the staff
but somehow still "a little busy"
they say its SO MUCH WORK
giving fika
(i never get any anymore
they used to ask 10:00
14:00 and 19:00)
and meds
between 14:30 and 17:20
its basically impossible
for them to come
i was finally asked
if i wanted to be
resuscitated
if my heart stops
i said no
the thing is though
you only have 10
mins to survive
when it happens
and considering
how little of a fuck
they care about us
id been dead for hours
before they came
so
diet then
i noticed im on low fat
and lactos intolerant
the low fat things
are just additives
and taste like slime
and im obviously not
lactos intolerant
they did a test about that
even better
i ask miss karate
if i could have milk
for every meal
and a toasted
brown fibre
sandwich
for fika / breakfast?
she says
ABSOLUT
if someone is supposed
to do something directly
that reply means theyll do it
if they are to do it later
it means they wont give a fuck
i asked her about this again
and she doesnt even answer
and i still get the normal
round white sandwich
non toasted unless i nag about it
(its just like a ball in my
mouth / stomache
but they obviously dont care)
and obviously
i still have to
ask for milk
for every meal
since everyone is
too fucking lazy
to carry the food
in 2 hands
or use a plate
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