Stjärna Hav & Tagg

youre a mousefart
im the shit

youre windowcleaner
im horse dewormer

youre the flu vaccine
im type 0 negative

youre blümchen
im velvet acid christ

youre heut ist mein tag
im I HATE EVERYONE

youre one video with subversive moaning
im the polar opposite of anais nin

youre 33 centilitre coke
im a cubic meter of fentanyl

your blue eyes dont lie
im blackened

you save it for the bedroom
im sex on the beach

youre sweet and sour sauce
im a smooth and spicy obelisk

youre 1908
im atlantis

youre the book of mormon
im the emerald tablets

youre a sexkitten
im john holmes

your latest pretend-affection is a goldhamster
my greatest fan is an electro-opera goddess

your guys a porksword
my girl has pancakes and cream for the whole family

hes lil pump
mines THE ELECTRONICA HIVEMIND

hes 2.7mm
im a winchester

hes 2+2=5=2/2=1+5=6=OMG SATANIC!! american catholic christian numerology paranoia
mines more unique than the whole pi

youre a piece of shit
im THE BOMB

youre a stupid kid wishing on a dandelion
im BTS at mayflower

youre his one and only
i always attract

youre britney spears psychosis
i have to put my hair in a handbag

youre the average BPM of a leonard cohen song
im extratone

youre everybodys girl
im your man

you know more about health than neil young
i am divine self realization

your favorites are gimpier than the joker
i like my women like my wine

hes like mcdonalds carrot-sticks
shes peachy

you diet on deep-fried chicken with mustard
i prefer sous vide

youre limited edition toilet paper
im cuneiform

youre unfaithful
im a sacrified 40 year old virgin