The story of how i mastered a muhajeddin
i was on saras frequency last year
a muhajeddin had joined our neighborhood
so she comes over and walks into my apartment
turns on the tv i just bought
from the countess friend for 250 kronor
and sits there all day?
how rude! what have i done wrong?!
i was walking on eggshells
she cursed me dozens of times
just the first day
made my world all wobbly
my internet was so flaky i
couldnt play runescape
wifi breaking 20 times per day
especially when i was gonna upload
some art music or poetry...
or just a simple comment
a few words....
or even just a smiley!
and getting runescape to work
was like a labyrinth of practices
hold the desktops metal bar with my left hand
my right hand on my knee
try to think good thoughts for
however long it took to load
i did this 6 times each
time i wanted to play
i also downloaded gods unchained
you can make 200$ in $BTC per day
she obviously wouldnt allow that for me
keep em poor
give them bread and circuses
and they never complain......
she did this for 2 whole weeks
she seemed to bet on horses
and football and any sport you can like
making millions per day
by using the power of allah
she watched the news
she watched childrens shows
(she has no kids herself)
she looks like 50 eventhough
shes in her twenties
lots of wrinkles
she thinks water is blood
she only drinks beer not water
so finally
2 weeks pass
i dont remember what i said
but she didnt even flinch
but i realized thats how
sara handled me growing up
for the first 30 years of life
i saw her maybe 5 times
heard her speak 50 words
so, miss spiritual warrior
every time i had my door open
she would sit at my tv all day!
i have only 1 chair
so i had to sit on my bed...
then 2 cats joined my side
so she had been sitting
watching NFL all night
the cats claw her bloody
i didnt think badly
of her ever in this
i dont see her around
i dont know if she died
from blood poisoning
i dont know
i didnt know cats
were that powerful
NFL stands for
national football league
but it also means
negative feedback loop
her feedback loop
was monumental
she never gave
me a single coin
never spoke a word
except on the phone
knew perfect tigriña
and swedish and english
everyone else bowed down to her
except cats! i love cats.... ^_^
i call the cats bella
and jill calls the skinny cat miranda
thats a lesbian woman with fair skin
and tatus, some dude in runescape
said i reminded of her
no one can figure out my gender
except women that
talk about sex a lot
or write erotica...
av Tomas Emma Johansson-Jonsson (ris och ros)
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